itouchasgardbutts:

zealotryinmotion:

adamz3r0:

themostdistantstar:

gadgetry:

Enter a competition to destroy absurdly weaponized vehicles with your own absurdly weaponized vehicle. Even if you survive, your hopes and dreams will be ironically crushed by a creepy-looking asshole, at least if you are a somewhat decent human being

A bunch of stupid kids go through time trying to stop this dumbass lava-porcupine from destroying the future.

You play as one of seven heroes, each with a different kind of power or skill, who’s destiny it is to hunt down and kill the demon who is trying to bring about Hell on Earth, as well as his two brothers and two of their friends.
Oh, and the demon is currently possessing the body of the last dude who tried to off his bitch ass. So there’s that.

You play as an optimistic young swordsman whose best friend is a mage and his love interest is an angel but life hates him so Heaven decides that the angel has to kill herself for their amusement. She leaves, and he follows after her, meeting friend after friend who have horrific pasts and personality disorders.
Eventually you find out that his dad killed his mother and that everything is lies and everybody nearly dies.
At least there’s Zelos.


the floor is lava

I have 2…

Kingdom Hearts: Basically, there’s a small boy, who hasn’t hit puberty at first, and seems to have a minor attachment disorder, runs away because his best friend left and his girlfriend is fucking passed out. Not even one care for his parents. So, he then meets a talking duck and talking cow/dog, who want the key he has in which he uses to squish bugs, and then travels the fucking universe with them in a ship made of blocks. In each universe, they help everyone there with every. little. problem. Soon though, these pedophiles in cloaks try to take the boy’s key away, so some anorexic blonde puts him in a coma. In his coma he talks to people. Meanwhile, his fucking twin with different hair is running around with amnesia, befriending the biggest pedophile you’ll ever meet and some hermaphrodite. Later, the boy makes some online friends and sacrifices himself when he finds out online friends are not real friends. Then, boy one hits puberty and wakes up, repeating the previous journey. This time he kills all the pedophiles, who we found out worship a fucking moon. After all that, he goes back to his parents, who surprisingly don’t lock him up. With incredible coordination, a bottle finds its way to his specific island and tells him ‘and repeat.’
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Final Fantasy X: Some stereotypical jock who is also part mermaid gets sent on a trip by a giant fish who is also his dad. He then befriends a walking cat unicorn, a goth with plushies, another stereotypical jock, a dumb blonde, some old dick who pretends he’s handicapped in the arm area, and a suicidal brunette who brings her animals with her to help them out. All of them are part mermaid. They go on an epic tour through the world, enemies coming out of the fucking trees whenever they fucking feel like it. We then meet a gay pedophile with handle bars in his hair, who wants to marry the suicidal brunette because she would make a nice beard. He then kidnaps her and she jumps off a building after they kiss, surviving only because her bird is a fucking force. A game full of sexual tension leads to the first stereotypical jock telling her she shouldn’t have to deal with all these feels, so he and her become super mermaids and kiss for ten minutes while underwater. They find themselves fighting the gay pedophile several times more. Once they beat him, the first stereotypical jock finds out he was dreamed up by some naked people in the walls, and that his city isn’t real. He butt hurt and keeps the secret to himself. A few puzzles and drama later, big fish daddy is gone, the naked people wake up, he vanishes, suicidal brunette shares her creys, and then it ends.
one of Roxas’s more dramatic photoshoots.
so much emotion.
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Hi, I’m Sam and I am whoring the greatest shirt ever made.
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Uhh… Recon?
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